I have gone by many names, but for today you may call me… FuN DiReCtOoOr.  ~~~~ *wind blows* ~~~~

now I have sung many many songs to many many people in many many places for many many years.
why you ask? BECAUSE EVERYONE KEEPS YELLING AT ME TO DO IT! and I am nothing if not a people pleaser.

“BUT SCOTT!”

-Scott is a nickname my mother gave me when I was born-

“WHERE ARE YOU EVEN FROM!?”

aaaaaah great question, nerd. you can find me in Abbotsford, Matsqui, Sumas, Mission, Chilliwack, Vancouver, Fraser Valley, British Columbia, Canada, Earth.
I will be impossible to miss. look for the man with a moustache wearing a blue loon fleece driving a blue vw bus with a humorously curly white-not-blue dog named OsCar ~~~~ *the smell of cheese fills the air* ~~~~
I will not run away. because I am brave even when I am afraid.

WHY DO I DO ALL OF THIS, YOU ASK!?!

thank you for asking, honestly, people don’t ask often enough.

I PLAY BECAUSE THERE IS SOMETHING TO PLAY!
I SAY BECAUSE THERE IS SOMETHING TO SAY!

listen, I really like being alive… some people don’t. but not me! I love it! even when it is full of POOP.
and often life is poopy. sometimes life is more poop than not poop. sometimes it makes one think, ‘is life poop all the way down?’
it’s not, I checked. I find it’s good to check regularly - like the oil in your car.

HAVE YOU CHECKED THE OIL IN YOUR CAR!?!?!

I once put oil where the coolant is supposed to go. GOD likely won’t forgive me but……. also one time I peed my bed randomly in grade 12 and it never happened again and I don’t know why.

I think what I am trying to say is this.

I find life more and more mysteriously and intriguingly worth living almost every day I wake up not dead.
I also find that following this intrigue leads me to make music. making music compels me to sing. and when I sing I say what I need to say.
when I say what I need to say I feel an urge to share it with the world. and when I share it with the world PEOPLE YELL AT ME TO KEEP DOING IT!

honestly there are times I’d like to stop. sometime I think i’d rather just be a professional hockey player or semi-professional arborist. 
but here I am, looking like a idiot. and for what, THE GRAM!?!

thankfully one day the gram will die. thankfully one day I TOO will die.
boy isn’t music such a wonderful thing!? sometimes after a long day I’ll sit down and just listen and listen and listen. it really never gets old, unlike me.

ok, I am tired from writing this. I think I’m going to go now.

if you need me for anything, PLEASE, do reach out to me. I am not afraid.
in the meantime, please enjoy everything that I have put on the internet. I do it because I love it.

UGH FINE!

yes, I score films. yes, three of them were a Bruce Willis trilogy for Lionsgate.  yes, I produce artists. yes, I mix. yes, I have years of industry experience under my belt. yes, I have toured internationally and released several records under the name Kuri. yes, I do session drums, guitar, bass, piano, you name it. OK!? 

industry buzzwords GO!!! 

ORIGINAL, AVANT GARDE, INDIE, MULTI-INSTRUMENTALIST, PRODUCER, AUTEUR, FUNK, COUNTRY, GENRE BENDING, EMOTIONAL, VULNERABLE, SINGER-SONGWRITER, DREAM POP, TIMELESS, EVOCATIVE, SYNCOPATION, ORGANIC, DAIRY-FREE, GRANOLA, FRUITY, GRANDPA, SWAMP HERMIT.

ok bye